SimplyPut.

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: You know, just Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, Jon Stewart and Jon Hamm in a room together.

via Uproxx

Crying at my desk

worldlyanimals:

Mother licking the baby giraffe (Tambako the Jaguar)

worldlyanimals:

Mother licking the baby giraffe (Tambako the Jaguar)

worldlyanimals:

Do I have something on my nose? (jainaj)

worldlyanimals:

Do I have something on my nose? (jainaj)

I’m sorry if I didn’t get a chance to kiss the hand that smacked me in the face, hey I’m just a man.
"Castle Walls" - T.I.
Paranoia & Bullying.

A bit of my past so you know where I’m going with this. I was bullied when I was younger. Not the bullying everyone gets when they’re younger, I was the chubby girl, with frizzy hair, bushy eyebrows and the not so awesome clothes. I didn’t have awful clothes but I didn’t wear Hollister or Abercrombie & Fitch like I would have liked, because my parents couldn’t afford it. I don’t blame them. Sounds cliche enough, but it’s not. I don’t really need to go into all details of my issues.

I had friends, of course I did. I had friends for the wrong reasons. I had friends and did whatever they wanted agreed with whatever they said in order to prevent them from talking bad about me behind my back and to simply keep friends to have them. They probably still talked about me behind my back. I would say awful things about other girls or boys simply because my “friends” didn’t like them. This sounds so elementary, but this went on up into high school, sad I know.I would make other people in my situation feel even worse so I wasn’t there with them in the same social class.It wasn’t just my own bullying to cover my ass from being bullied that’s followed me through adulthood, but another thing.

I have always liked watching people. Not in the creepy sense that it sounds like. It’s a fascination of how people act and all personalities out there. When kids would look over and see I would always get “Do you have a staring problem?!” and of course it was loud enough that everyone would turn and look. So naturally I was embarrassed. I never stopped observing people, when they would glance over I would just look away or make sure to glance away every few seconds just in case someone would say, “do you have a staring problem?!”. Given I do know it’s not comfortable being watched, because I catch other people watching me and it makes me nervous. Which in turn will make me turn to the person I’m with and say, “That person is staring at me and won’t stop.”

On nights like tonight when this stuff just kind of pops into my head and I have moments questioning and connecting everything, I put together this:

I still put people down behind their back to other people to ensure I don’t get made fun of, but in hindsight I know they still do. I shouldn’t be talking about other people I don’t know because quite frankly who the fuck am I to be so judgmental, I have my own fuckedupness that doesn’t make me any better.

I never look anyone in the eye. Ever. I’ve looked my boyfriend in the eyes and my parents. That’s it. I won’t look anyone in the eye for the fear of hearing, “Do you have a staring problem?!”

I’m a bully because I’m paranoid. I’m paranoid because I was bullied.

worldlyanimals:

Dobermans and Models (`Vorfas)

worldlyanimals:

Dobermans and Models (`Vorfas)

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: Probably the only time in TV or film history that “TIFF files” has ever been said.

I miss this show so much

theclearlydope:

Let’s focus on the positives. Mario Kart.

theclearlydope:

Let’s focus on the positives. Mario Kart.

worldlyanimals:

Baby Giraffe (heiressofstrife)